Damn, Didn’t Know Us Women Were So Lucky!

So, I was just flipping through the new Cosmo magazine on my desk and realized…us women can do some crazy shit with our makeup, hair, bodies, and literally everything else! I never noticed how detailed Cosmo gets when showing women what they can and cannot do. For example:  we can paint our nails crazy colors, braid our hair and stick ribbon in it, put jewels and glitter all over our eyes, and wear sheer lacy tops.  So I pose this question…do you men out there ever get jealous that your counterpart gender can do so much with their fashion and appearance? Do you wish guy magazines showed you how to do you hair all fancy and dress all suave?

I’ll be more specific and give you 2 other examples I found when reading Cosmo that make us women so lucky to be able to be so creative!

1.  Women, want to try “5 Ballsy New Trends”? Well, pick up the Cosmo issue with Megan Fox on the cover and flip to page 66. Here, you can see that wearing a blazer with your cut off shorts is effortlessly sexy, yet fresh.  Also, start rocking jewelery arund your waist! A gold or silver long necklace around that spirng dress of yours would be a super cute touch. Not big into looking all girly? Another new ballsy trend is literally cross-dressing. Wearing a boyish button up with a tight leather skirt is “insanely hot”. Hey men, you jealous yet that we just flip open a magazine and already know the newest trends without even shopping?

2.  Now, in the same issue, turn to page 86.  The article title is “7 Minutes in Heaven”. No, it’s not talking about that kissing game in the closest, it’s about what women can do to experience a “sinfully blissed-out shower”. Cosmo recommends products such as Chanel Foaming Shower Gel, exotic body scrubs, electric loofahs, pore cleansers, hair oil, etc. Damn, who knew there’d be so many products for women to have an awesome shower? Men, do you wish you had these extras for your shower?